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| JIVE GLOSSARY
BAND LINGO
Bean Camper: hangs out on State Street, bum, street person.
Black Flag: banned from the world of Red-X; out of the loop. Box Night: see Flying Circus Brain Wreck: confusion; fuck-up, brain fart, realization you've made a mistake. Bristle Fuck: literal; or any kinky sex act. Burger Time: soda pop .50 Butter Monkey: non-management employee at a fast food restaurant; esp. Culver's. Celebration Hole: asshole. (celebrating would be farting). Cheeseburn: palate burn; i.e. roof of the mouth. Especially from frozen pizza. Cheryls: easy women, prostitutes (but not necessarily), bar whores. Charlie: see 'Bean Camper"; conductor of late night trains. Chihuahua: a bag of 'chronaki' that is small and shaky. Copperday: stealing something from work for personal use. Cowboy Hat Break: need to use the bathroom; urinate. Cronaki: weed; or any police or drug-type authority, i.e. ATF, CIA, DEA. David Lee: to play hurt, or sick; to gimp it out. Flying Circus: place with lots of available women; i.e. Pussy Galore's Flying Circus. Foil date: Smoke break. Frozen Sailor: a major fuck-up in a song or life or whatever. Fubar: fucked-up beyond recognition. Getting ready for the season: a good excuse for almost anything, especially a messy house or other unorganized clutter. Gretsky: to score; to procure goods, i.e. he shoots, he scores! Gringo sausage: to be served bad food and get sick. H.R.Puffinbroke: some who smokes all their money, on cigs, weed, crack, etc. Hush buds: gratuity for a Gretsky; or someone gives you something for your trouble. I'll talk to the boys: a blow-off line, like "the checks in the mail". It sounds better on my other guitar, or bass, or kit: when someone compliments you and you don't think it was very good. It's in the shop: when you've lost, sold, or other wise don't have the particular item in question. Kennedy: to be jailed because of a O.W.I. Knirp: an expression of thirst. Konk: to have an edge, interesting, or powerful. Konk-free: not containing any 'konk'. La Brea: hitting the resins, when your out of chronaki. Lumber: code name, see Tin Foil or Cronaki. Merp: body fluid from genitals. On the Tit: someone who is living off other people, usually parents, friends, or their trust fund. Permajack: ;someone, a guy, who will probably never have a girlfriend. Pirner: when you add a final beat on the end of a song. Put down the pipe: when someone is spaced out, drugged out, or otherwise out of touch. Red X-ing: going out, drinking, flirting, staying out late, all of the above. Rekonkulous: redundant or irrelevant. Rounding: Getting a good meal, usually fattening; to stuff yourself. S.P.D. Seasonal Packing Disorder: wanting to move every few months or in certain seasons. Shane(or Shane Out): leave someone with bills, not personal debt but phone bills, etc. Sheen: music that sounds too slick,pop,or otherwise konkless. Sheeple: people of no free will who mindlessly follow a slow and indiscriminate society Sud Fuck: to do one's laundry Super Size: to double the original length of a solo or part of a song. Sour Milk: going back with an ex-lover for one night or just a short time. Taco night: any obligation with a partner; or any relationship-type baggage. Teen Funeral: a big party night, like prom night or Halloween, when people will be getting stupid and may end up killing themselves. Tilted: sexual overload; physically or otherwise out of order. Toddly Woddly: music that gets too cute, clever or classical sounding . Trust fund: any poser, or wanna be cool person, who is 'on the tit'(see on the tit). Wap, wap, wap: destruction; to break something. Whiskey Stick/Pick: constant dropage of a sticks/picks, or any mistake made because of too much booze. Willy Wisely: to not show up for something; when a band ditches out on a gig. Yoko: to manipulate an event,person,or group of people for personal gain. |
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