More El Donk-related conspiracies

In Dead People (from Here Comes Johnny Law... song available in the sidebar), we reference someone being dead, "face down in the snow. Like Sonny Bono." Well, the story apparently doesn't end there.

SONNY Bono, former husband and singing partner of superstar Cher, was clubbed to death by hitmen on the orders of drug and weapons dealers who feared he was going to expose them, a former FBI agent claims.