We Got the Goods!
Yo!
At long last, and through considerable effort, the El Donk: Donkey Emporium is open for bizness, biznitches! You can use that handy "shop" link on the right side of this page (it's right there, on the right... no, no... your other right) and you can use it to buy Konk, Here Comes Johnny Law, and the brand new, all singing, all dancing DVD, El Donk vs. The Asses of Evil!
So what are you waiting for? Some sort of Special Deal? Because you are our biggest fan, or something? Okay, FINE!
Right now (NOW!) you can get 1 CD or DVD for $10. OR, you can get both CD's for $15. Or, if you're really a glutton for punishment (you masochist, you) you can get BOTH CD's AND the DVD for $20.
Shipping to your door is only $4! Buy 1, buy 2, buy all 3.... it's still a flat $4.
We love you that much.
At long last, and through considerable effort, the El Donk: Donkey Emporium is open for bizness, biznitches! You can use that handy "shop" link on the right side of this page (it's right there, on the right... no, no... your other right) and you can use it to buy Konk, Here Comes Johnny Law, and the brand new, all singing, all dancing DVD, El Donk vs. The Asses of Evil!
So what are you waiting for? Some sort of Special Deal? Because you are our biggest fan, or something? Okay, FINE!
Right now (NOW!) you can get 1 CD or DVD for $10. OR, you can get both CD's for $15. Or, if you're really a glutton for punishment (you masochist, you) you can get BOTH CD's AND the DVD for $20.
Shipping to your door is only $4! Buy 1, buy 2, buy all 3.... it's still a flat $4.
We love you that much.
