Track 1

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The first song, on our new album.

Track1.mp3

More El Donk-related conspiracies

In Dead People (from Here Comes Johnny Law... song available in the sidebar), we reference someone being dead, "face down in the snow. Like Sonny Bono." Well, the story apparently doesn't end there.

SONNY Bono, former husband and singing partner of superstar Cher, was clubbed to death by hitmen on the orders of drug and weapons dealers who feared he was going to expose them, a former FBI agent claims.

T.P.M.

El Donk - T.P.M. from Chris Ash on Vimeo.

Just had to try recording an El Donk practice tonight. Results aren't perfect. Playing isn't perfect. In other words, everything you come to expect from El Donk.

El Donk for Hire in Political Campaign

Shouting out to the second-place candidates in the presidential primaries. To close that gap, Hillary and Huckabee, you need clever band music videos on the U-TUBES interwebs place.

If you send over a camera crew, El Donk is on it. We can quickly alter our song, "Teen Funeral," to include your name. So instead of "I crashed my car, yeah, I crashed my car," we could sing, "vote for Huckabee, yeah, vote for Huckabee" or "vote for Hillary, yeah, vote for Hillary." With a little extra time, we could work in a rhyme like "he's the candidate for me," or in Hillary's case, "she's the candidate for me."

One possible down side is that the rest of the song would be about teens drinking wine coolers and taking ecstasy and crashing their cars.

Secret Mormon Drawers?

In keeping with cult policy, I direct you to the intersection where Politics and El Donk lyrics get into a messy accident: Mitt Romney explains his secret underwear.

That is all.